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Rollie Hills and Franklin go to the Election

from Now Hear This! by Broken Soldier aka Jeff Betz

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A comedy sketch for the 2016 election year. Voice rendering in the style of Cartoon characters Tennessee Tuxedo & Chumley.

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Rollie Hills And Franklin Go To The Election

F: Duh, Hi-ya Rollie!
R: Franklin, Iʼve just come from a political rally and registered as a Republican
F: Duh, Gee Rollie, thatʼs swell!

R: Franklin, how would you like to become a Republican?
F: Duh, Gee Rollie, what do I have to do?
R: Itʼs very simple Franklin, just answer a few simple questions.
F: Duh, Okay.

R: Franklin, do you hate niggers and mexicans?
F: Duh, hate who?
R: You know, anyone with brown skin...anyone whoʼs not like us!
F: Duh, but Rollie, our skin is....
R: Never mind that, okay thatʼs a yes.

R: Now the next question. Do you hate homosexuals?
F: Duh, whatʼs that?
R: You know; gays, lesbians, transgendered...anyone who is not like us!
F: Gee Rolliie, I thought you said that you and I were....
R: Never mind that! Okay thatʼs a yes. Next question

R: Franklin, do you hate women?
F: Duh, Gee Rollie, why should I hate women?
R: Franklin, its a proven fact that ever since the 19th amendment women have had the right to vote. And ever since then the country has been in a state of complete anarchy!
F: Duh...it has?

R: Okay Franklin. The last and most important question.
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
F: Duh, Jesus who?
R: You know, are you a Christian? Do you subscribe to the ancient myths of our desert fathers?
F: Duh, but I thought you said that all desert people was terrorists?

R: Never mind that! Congratulations Franklin, you are now a registered Republican! Now go out there and Hate...er,-uh, Vote!

F: Duh, donʼt worry Rollie, I always vote liberally!
R: Nooooo! ....Franklin!
F: Duhhhhhhh....(spiral into the abyss)

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from Now Hear This!, released October 9, 2016
Written by Jeff Betz, voices and slide whistle

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Broken Soldier is a one-man band. A fictional duo featuring Jeff Betz and his nameless companion known only as The Soldier.

Together they create works of musical fiction that purport to be Live performances but which are in fact home recordings made in a small studio apartment in Portland, Oregon.

Jeff Betz: Vocals, Guitars and all other instruments and Field Recordings. ... more

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